Are You Ready to Sew?

I thought I would give a impromptu question and answer session on the perils of machine sewing ( are you listening Regi?) If any one has any questions or problems with not understanding how to piece some thing together, now is the time to ask. I will be more than happy to comply. So just ask away!
If any one has a sewing machine and doesn't know how to use it, the first thing I will ask you to do is get out your manual and study it, several times, until you can thread and bobbin your machine with no problems, until you can do it almost blind folded. Then we willl go from there.

section 1 article 1:

Please keep fingers and thumbs out from under the needle at all times.

section 1 article 1 part A:
Or, if you must take your life in your hands and grab something under the needle, KEEP YOUR FOOT OFF THE PEDAL or anything else that will make it suddenly start.
It's all uphill from there.

Or is that downhill?

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